Emmediately
Emmediately by ShinyCynda December 31, 2022
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Emmediately
Guy 1:yo some guy just slept with my girl
Guy 2:really? We gotta find him Emmediately!
Guy 1:when I find him I'm gonna beat his ass
Guy 2:really? We gotta find him Emmediately!
Guy 1:when I find him I'm gonna beat his ass
Emmediately by ShinyCynda January 14, 2023
kill yourself immediately
kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005
you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately
A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.
This line is not actually said in-game.
you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023
effective immediately
Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!
Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.
Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.
effective immediately by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022
Immediately
Immediately by LittleNemo2307 September 17, 2018
Return my calls immediately
Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Return my calls immediately by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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