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embarisment

A male who is hot, intelligent, successful, cool, muscular, popular, cocky and admired
"no u r an embarisment to the whole world"
embarisment by embarisment March 30, 2023

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

Second-Hand Embarassment 

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

Embarassment 

The way people feel when they realise that they've been spelling embarrassed wrong their whole lives.
He felt embarassment that he had been spelling embarrassed with only one 'r'. Obviously he led an extremely interesting life.
Embarassment by coffeemist November 9, 2009

Second-hand Embarassment 

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

embarrasmentitis 

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.
Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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