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Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019
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(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005
An expression used when something is so AWESOME, it can only be described as EMOSEWA.
It's spelled backwards to show it's twice as awesome as normal.
Lanie: How's your taco?
Mateo: It's Emosewa, the best I've ever had.
Emosewa by GoldStarGrl August 4, 2011

Elmosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Elmo. Usually about 3-6 year olds.
"Tickle me Elmo Makes Me Elmosexual"
Elmosexual by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018
Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
eloser by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
Elmise not a common name, very rare to find in Elmise, but when you do never let her go. She very shy but once you get to know her she's wild and crazy. Shes a great friend to her friends and is loyal, always puts her friends before her . Elmise a very kind and sweet person, sometimes she can be a bite of a trouble maker and get involved with the wrong group, but quickly finds her way back. You can always count on her to laugh at your jokes even when there not funny. A sensitive girl, and a girl that hides her pain through her laugh and smile. Elmise doesn't like getting attention, is awakard when it comes to talking face to face, especially to her crush... And very cheerier girl and seems to always be haooy, she's a super chill person and is always willing to listen to your stories. All in all you gotta have at least on Elmise in your life , if you don't you gonna miss out on how great a person the are.
"she is so kind to me, that must be in elmise."

"See that girl over there she quit. She's difently in elmise
elmise by Queen _author February 16, 2017
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