Elmey

A girl dedicated to perfection, A storm lost in herself but she is beautiful, she is perfect.

Elmey loves coffee, books and making the best food on the planet.

by B... The person November 23, 2021

R. Lee Ermey

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"

by Nicky J September 27, 2004

Elmedina

Elmedina has a wonderful character. she is a strong woman who never gives up, no matter what. in a relationship she is a loving and caring wife / girlfriend. she gives everything to people she loves.

Elmedina =wow

by Anonym0 January 8, 2019

Sam Elsey

A fat and lazy english man who drinks too much tea. He is good at FPS games and has a "smokin' hot" mum.

Sam Elsey is a chubster

by Fluffyyakult November 24, 2016

R. Lee Ermey

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.

by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

Elmedin

Elmedin is the best person in the world and is very smart. He is a person that you can trust and he is nice to others.

Friend: Hi Elmedin!

Elmedin: Hi!

by Johney July 1, 2019