Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Elmered

When you say hi to someone and they ignore you.

I saw Mike today and said hi, and the guy elmered me.

by Tec2 August 16, 2011

Elmer

A man with integrity and honour, deserving respect.
Community Minded and love of family and friends.
Loves to Laugh and Joke. Strongminded and loyal. Brave and Humble

That guy volunteers for everything, he is a real elmer.
That guy is always laughing and playing jokes. He pulled a real elmer.

by Wish I was an Elmer February 3, 2010

Elmering

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.

Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!

by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Elmer

He is the simply the best and most beautiful human u will ever meet only name your could Elmer if he is gonna become a famous bandy player. Because there is a famous bandy player from Finland that scores over 50 goals a season and his name ais Elmer. Elmer also means sexy and hot in Finnish. This is definitely true dont check it , please

Oo was that Elmer???? Or ooooooo he scored an Elmer goal!

by Definitely Not An Elmer December 2, 2018

elmer's

elmer's glue, glue, paste, a slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Yo, you got that elmer's?"
"Yea, how much you want?"

by james c-n August 19, 2006

elmer

a person who tries to find love but is always on the bad side of it

im a total elmer

by dcmarvelnigga January 14, 2015