elmer's 

elmer's glue, glue, paste, a slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Yo, you got that elmer's?"
"Yea, how much you want?"

elmer's by james c-n August 19, 2006

elmer's 

A bar next to CCSU where lots of students drink and guys hook up with sluts. A convinient choice for CCSU people who want to get shitfaced and avoid drunk driving since they can just walk.

"Hey let's go to Blu in Hartford." "Oh, fuck it, Blu's getting old. Let's go to Elmer's, I just want to get wasted tonight and not be the designated driver."

elmer's by Anonymous November 4, 2003

elmer's 

Semen.

Thinking about Georgia made me rope my elmer's all over the bathtub!

elmer's by pentozali September 23, 2009

Elmer's Glue 

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

Elmer's Glue by bryri February 27, 2010

Elmer’s Sock 

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

Elmer’s Sock by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Elmer's Buttplug 

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue

"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

Elmer's Buttplug by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016

Elmer's Bitches 

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's

Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!

Elmer's Bitches by WordCover December 29, 2011