elmers 

Someone that is gay or are high on glue(which is like the real definition).

Al3x: Man I'm 3lm3r!
P3t3r: Man you're high.
J4m35: Man you're gay.
P3t3r: Aw elmers.

elmers by P54sors April 25, 2006

elmers 

What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.

Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.

elmers by Kancer978 November 15, 2006

elmers stick 

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

elmers stick by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

elmers glue 

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

elmers glue by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

elmers glue 

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

elmers glue by Scoopy J January 4, 2012

Elmers Suprise 

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

Elmers Suprise by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Elmers forbidden glue 

The act of gluing one man’s dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum

I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue

Elmers forbidden glue by Dan V and Nicky g January 7, 2021