Elery 

Elery is another word for "ass-hole," most commonly heard in Northern Illinois. Being called an Elery is usually taken as an insult, you don't want to be called an Elery.

Wow, Jake is REALLY acting like an Elery right now.

Elery by Jessie girl36 June 29, 2011

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.

My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!

everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

everyplay 

a shitty community where drug addicts, pedophiles, emo teenagers who want attention and little kids unite to make weird ass gaming videos. there is the occasional normal person but most people there are just horny 8 year olds looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Person 1: Have you seen that site everyplay? Its so fucking weird
Person 2: Yeah I have, ive been trying to forget about it ever since.

everyplay by Thickеn May 28, 2017

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.

User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

And then everyone clapped by Ministry June 8, 2018

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021