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Everybody Loves Raymond, also known as Everybody Tolerates Raymond, Everybody Loves Retards, or my favorite, Everybody Laughs at Retards, is a very retarded and unfunny sitcom about a loud, annoying, angry family. The show focuses on Ray Baron, a retarded, worthless, lazy, whiny, annoying manchild who can't seem to do anything right. Each episode revolves around how Ray's piece of shit wife, Debra, is a total bitch and won't have sex with Ray (probably because he's such a retard) and each episode Ray is plotting a new way to get sex, usually resulting in a fight between Ray and Debra and no sex for Ray. Ray also has a very tiny penis, which is probably another reason why Debra keeps turning him down. If that isn't bad enough, they also have to deal with Ray's parents from hell, who live across the street and barge in whenever they feel like it. Ray's mom, Marie, is an uptite piece of shit who always finds something to complain about, which explains why Ray himself is the way he is. Ray's dad, Frank, is also a lazy piece of shit, who offers nothing much except a few random off-topic comments. Ray also has a brother, Robert, who unlike the rest of Ray's family, is not a complete retard. As for the viewing experience of the show itself, let's just say it is like watching paint dry. Wait, take that back. Actually, paint drying is more interesting and funny than this show could dream of.
Everybody Loves Raymond is a retarded show, made by retarded people, that only appeals to...retards. It should really be called "Everybody Loves Retards", because that's exactly what the fans of this show must like.
by The Fap King June 28, 2018
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Possibly the worst and most unfunny sitcom of all time. Actually, it's a disgrace to even associate it with sitcoms, which are actually pretty fun to watch. There are no good plots, no funny jokes, nothing interestingor new from other sitcoms before, no likable characters and no good episodes. All of the characters are very loud and annoying, the only half way decent character is Robert. The husband Ray is a whiny manchild who always screws everything up, and he's married to the bitchiest wife in TV history. His parents are also very annoying and have no respect for anyone's privacy.
Damn, Everybody Loves Raymond is the worst sitcom ever!

...Wait, I can't even call it a sitcom, because there is nothing comical about this shitty ass show!
by Icy Wyte January 05, 2018
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A TV sitcom on CBS that's ending with its 9th season. Can be very funny, but each show seems to have the same plot.
Everybody Loves Raymond except his brother Robert.
by yadayadayada April 22, 2005
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A realistic comedy that shows what the average family is like.
If you think your family is weird, look at Raymond's family. Watch the reruns of Everybody loves Raymond. They're quite funny.
by MSNMSNMSN September 02, 2005
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One of the best comedy series on the television and Ray Ramano as playing the role of actor is very funny.
Everybody Loves Raymond.
by Peter August 09, 2003
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An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.
Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003
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A Television Situation Comedy starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton,Monica Horan, Brad Garrett, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle, Madylin Sweeten, Sawyer Sweeten, and Sullivan Sweeten, in production for 9 series (seasons) on CBS, USA and broadcasted on Network Ten, Australia
Original Run: 1996-2005
Everybody Loves Raymond AKA Raymond (abbreviated title)
Ray Romano
Patricia Heaton
Network Ten, Australia
by P.Redeckis July 24, 2006
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