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Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended
Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"
Elderin by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012
Words you can keep
One who is very random, attractive, and semi-intelligent... likes to socialize and is inevitably relatively popular. Name given to the most dashing and irreplaceable young man on the face of the earth. Can also mean "The Chair".
"And that would be Eldrin"
"He's soo Eldrin"
eldrin by 1guy January 16, 2007
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a young man who is dramatic inside and sassy outside.Also a "star in the making" and will always be connected to arts.
Are you an Eldrin?
Yes
That means your in performing arts right?
you know it!
Eldrin by NameWebster September 19, 2011

Elmering 

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.
Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!
Elmering by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017
A Filipino Juice Monkey, who constantly spends his day in a gym.
im gonna be an "Eldrine" right now!
R: oh your going to inject yourself and go to the gym for the remainder of the day!
Eldrine by Dean Livingston December 15, 2008

Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com
Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013

ElderNormen 

A synonym for the proletariat
An ally to all who are dissociative
Tsukki slander page
Arm the proletariat, arm ElderNormen ✊🔫
ElderNormen by Eldernormen January 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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