Elderaver

The elderaver has been raving since at least the 90s, finding sustenance in electronic beats despite the assertions of the world’s oldest white rapper that “nobody listens to techno”.

They can be found materializing out of the dark in clubs, nodding sagely to the beat. If exposed to “speedy e” the elderaver will take the opportunity to show “the kids how it’s done.” Some elderavers expire promptly after this ritual demonstration.

“Should we invite the elderavers?”

“Only if you want to still be partying at dawn. They have literally no chill.”

“…I’m in.”

Elderaver by threepio December 31, 2021

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

elderberries by Xizor July 28, 2008

elderberries

1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae.
2)An insult used by the frenchman on 'The Holy Grail'

1)
Man-"Tally-ho old chap fancy a spot of elderberry tea?"
Man2-"Why Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2)
French Man1-"Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries!"

elderberries by CaptainIthican June 1, 2006

Enderverse 

Enderverse is the universe derived from the fatastic book "Ender's Game" written by Orson Scott Card.

There are many books and short stories in the Enderverse. It all started with Ender's Game, and that developed into the Ender's Game series.

Ender's Game Series:
1. Ender's Game
2. Speaker for the Dead
3. Xenocide
4. Children of the Mind

Then came the spin-offs. Ender's Shadow is based on a character in Ender's Game.

Ender's Shadow Series:
1. Ender's Shadow
2. Shadow of the Hegemon
3. Shadow Puppets
4. Shadow of the Giant

Then some short stories:

First Meeting
A War of Gifts
Mazer in Prison
The Polish Boy
Teacher's Pest
Pretty Boy
Cheater
Ender's Stocking
Ender's Homecoming
A Young Man with Prospects
Ender in Flight
The Gold Bug
Investment Counselor

Then came the book "Ender in Exile" which is 1.5 of the Ender's Game Series. If someone were to read this book, they should read last, after both Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow Series for it has spoilers.

Ender's Game is the best book out of all, but Ender's Shadow Series is the better series.

There are rumors of other books to wrap them all up together.

Shadow in Flight will be the next book to come along (maybe) and then there's also a new rumor for a book called Shadows Alive. We all eagerly await these books to be released.

People who read any of these books usually find themselves caught in the Enderverse.

Person 1. "I just read Ender's Game."

Person 2. "Dude, you know what this means don't you?"

Person 1. "No."

Person 2. "It means your caught in the Enderverse!"

Enderverse by thatonechickyousawonetime July 31, 2011

elderberries

Something your father smells of.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

elderberries by pseudonool September 23, 2012

elderberries

Testicles of an old man.

Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!

elderberries by Maria Ibn La'Ahad August 13, 2011