Xizor's definitions

lime

it's a fucking fruit you jackasses!

If I heard anyone say "lime" instead of "hang out" i would probably punch them in the face

by Xizor February 28, 2008

tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

by Xizor July 7, 2008

hamster

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor August 24, 2008

Volvagia

A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.

Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ

by Xizor August 7, 2007

welfare

a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.

by Xizor July 7, 2008

woodwinds

a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).

Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.

by Xizor December 25, 2007

July 5th

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(

by Xizor July 6, 2008