Definitions by Xizor

hamster 

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

hamster by Xizor August 24, 2008

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

elderberries by Xizor July 28, 2008

tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

tax by Xizor July 7, 2008

welfare 

a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.

welfare by Xizor July 7, 2008

July 5th 

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(

July 5th by Xizor July 6, 2008

Fried Chicken 

Ok, first of all, I don't see why everyone says that fried chicken is a "black people" food... cuz i'm white and I love that shit.

Fried chicken is good ass chicken that has been deep fried in fat or grease. If you're a Yankee, you might call it "Southern Fried Chicken. "It's probably the best food ever.

I love fried chicken more than black people.

Fried Chicken by Xizor June 29, 2008

lime

it's a fucking fruit you jackasses!

If I heard anyone say "lime" instead of "hang out" i would probably punch them in the face

lime by Xizor February 28, 2008