el douche

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Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche

El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.

el douche by M March 7, 2005

Words you can keep

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

el douche bag by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

Related Words

el douche bag • El Douchebago • el douche • El douche-acabra • El Doucherino • EL • El Camino • El Salvador • el diablo • el p

El Douche Bag

Garrett

El Douche Bag make some calls

El Douche Bag by J dbl August 2, 2008

El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”

Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.

El douche-acabra by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023

El Douchebago

A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows.

El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perhaps he should have taken his head out of his ass during the draft.

El Douchebago by Dr. Asshat April 25, 2009

El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.

Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.

El Doucherino by Douche master May 3, 2008

El Douchebago

A complete and utter douchebag called jac. Always plays on WoW and never plays on call of duty. Sporting Ginger hair and vampire/buck teeth and also lacks a penis.Doesn't like going outside amd prefers to stay in his cave/room. He is a mexican/welsh pirate who steals everyones Nachos with the help of Rhodri( THE MEXICAN)

OMG There is El Douchebago, stealing our Nachos.

El Douchebago by nibby216 April 22, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026