Doucherino

a girl that cant appreciate nor handle the velvety smooth crisp clean succulent taste of popov premium alchoholic beverage

Sarah is the biggest doucherino i know....damn i didnt even think a girl could stoop that low.

by sarahthedoucherino July 10, 2010

El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.

Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.

by Douche master May 3, 2008

douchenometry

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

doucherie

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010