A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.
by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
Get the Ejaculadore mug.Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
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With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
Get the Ejaculatorium mug.Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.
by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009
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' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"
by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010
Get the Ejaculatory Manifestation mug.The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011
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by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
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