Ejaculadore 

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.

The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!

Ejaculadore by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016

Ejaculatorium 

A designated place in your house or apartment where you do most of your masturbating.

Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!

With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.

Ejaculatorium by cock-ninja August 25, 2006

Premature Ejaculator 

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

Premature Ejaculator by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

Ejaculatory Manifestation 

To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.

" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"

Ejaculatory Manifestation by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010

ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

ejaculatory inevitability by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Post Ejaculatory Blindness by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008