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inevitability 

A state that ends in cyclical time (synchronicity).
An inevitability begins in linear time and ends in synchronicity (paradox-as-a-metastate).
inevitability by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

The Jerma Inevitability

This event occurs when chat tells a streamer perform an action, the streamer rejects this request, thinks about it some more, then does it. This event more often than not leads to tragedy.
Chat 1: “Dude that was such a ‘The Jerma Inevitabilitymoment!”

Chat 2: “OMEGALUL

ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability 

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

Moment of Inevitability

Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.
Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.

ejaculatory inevitability 

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."