4 definitions by bigstraightfollowing

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Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing August 01, 2008

A large man who frequently asks other men (usually hetrosexual) if they "fancy a bum".

Big gay following asked me if I fancied a bum the other day

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers

Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!

by bigstraightfollowing August 01, 2008