Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

Fantaperve

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers

Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

big gay following

A large man who frequently asks other men (usually hetrosexual) if they "fancy a bum".

Big gay following asked me if I fancied a bum the other day

by bigstraightfollowing June 29, 2008