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Definitions by bigstraightfollowing

Fantaperve 

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers
Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!
Fantaperve by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Blindness 

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation
She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

Face like a dented can of chum 

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

big gay following 

A large man who frequently asks other men (usually hetrosexual) if they "fancy a bum".
Big gay following asked me if I fancied a bum the other day