einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.

Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.

by lovecarlii May 27, 2009

Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .

"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"

by Cryzaak May 18, 2021

Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

Epsteined

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.

by FieryDragonLover July 13, 2020

einsteinian

when someone from yo hood got a big Ass brain, even bigger than Einstein himself

Person 1: Homie that shawty booty fat!

Person 2: You could almost say it's voluptuous.

Person 1: Homie u Einsteinian!!!

by bhoneless June 24, 2021