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eights

commonly applied to 1/8th of an ounce. can be used for larger quantities but isnt a standard measurment for anything over an o.
Motherfucker asked for an eights and wanted to front me the money.. fuck that bitch.
by yanar October 26, 2004
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eights to the face

Mixing powdered alcohol with an 8 ball... To the face
Jimmy took those eights to the face like a champ, but now he is bleeding.
by Devs00 March 18, 2015
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Divine Eights

Technique during Fellatio whereby giver does the following:

1. Use head thrusting to completely envelope entire penis.
2. Giver uses nose to draw imaginary figure 8's in pubic area.

The result is extreme pleasure for the receiver via extreme stimulation of the entire penile crown, unattainable by simply head thrusting alone. (Chicken Necking)

Can probably also be done during irrumatio, if both giver and receiver are well attuned to each other.
I sure wish those american sextard bitches (ASB) knew how to do those Divine Eights that the East European and Russian goddesses are so proficient at. It's bad enough the ASB don't know or understand or are even willing to learn ESO, Tantrism or any of the other 'highly skilled techniques'; The ASB don't even know the basics of Fellatio such as Divine Eights!@$% I don't know why I waste my time giving them Venus Butterfly or even erotic massage. Sheesh!
by Jon_Public May 12, 2010
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Bowling eights

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.
After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.
by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010
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Crazy Eights

A group of extrordinary men who live in Kings county, N.S. They are all involved in producing the coolest movies ever, having CrAzY eIgHtS confrences/LAN parties and conquering the evil of the world.
They are known as the Crazy Eights because they salute each other with a sign made by the hands that resembles an 8.
"There go the Crazy Eights! I wish I was one of them!" says boy.
"OH MY GOD!! IT'S ANDREW LAING!! I CAN FEEL MY PANTS COMING OFF RIGHT NOW!!" says girl.
by Bent Himself June 15, 2003
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Sixes and Eights

Slang term used by craps dealers for breasts. Used covertly amongst craps dealers to discuss women with large breasts, great cleavage, low cut shirts, etc
"Tom, who's the shooter?"
"The woman down the middle. Double check your sixes and eights"
by jedidealer December 1, 2009
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Dressed to the Eights

Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.
"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"
by GPurvis November 4, 2013
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