eightses 

Shady way of announcing a pair of eights in poker to sound like "aces", in hopes that your opponent will fold or muck their cards and let you take the pot.

(Both players reluctant to show their hands at the end...)
Josh: "Pair of nines."
Sue: "Eightses." (winning expression)
(Josh returns cards to dealer unshown before he actually looks at hers.)
Josh: "Dude, I had you beat! I thought you said aces."
Sue: "Nope, eightses. You mucked, sucka."

eightses by Coell May 14, 2005

eightless 

without 8s

- "yo, m8, see 1 + 1 = 2"
- "mf, its eightless af"

eightless by 8less January 6, 2023

eighties-tastic

any pop culture reference in which one can determine that it is from the eighties solely on the fashion, music style, media references, etc.

eighties-tastic?...breakfast club

eighties-tastic by PeteyPablo130 July 8, 2010

big haired ladies of the 'eighties 

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

big haired ladies of the 'eighties by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

eightiesed out 

1. A derogatory term used to describe anyone/thing behaving or appearing like someone/thing from the eighties. ie. popping one's collar, excessive cocaine use, wearing of cut-off jeans (applies to males only), neon-colored, etc.

2. A term to describe the way you feel after a night of drinking/drug use.

1. He could only be more eightiesed out if he bought a pair of acid-washed jeans.

2. I had to call out from work today because last night left me eightiesed out.

eightiesed out by Wehtt July 30, 2008

h-eighties

People who really hates the eighties... the glam rockers, big hair, shoulder pads, spandex, consumerism, parachute pants, the Smurfs, Dynasty, boy bands... the list goes on and on.

I love Olivia Newton-John singing 'Let's Get Physical'... why are you guys such h-eighties??!!

h-eighties by Debnhim October 19, 2018

Eighties Queen 

A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.

Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.

Eighties Queen by Alton Adkins December 11, 2006