Eigel 

Originally the last name Eigel was the german word (hedgehog)Igel. Eigel is a last name belonging to only american born german immigrants. Who are at least 6th generation. This misspelling of Igel (original word.) Can be attributed to poor english skills at Ellis island. After being misheard furring immigration the last name became Eigel. While its origins in germany are not fully known. Evidence suggests (after popular poll from current Eigels in the United States.) It can be predicted that the name corresponds with genetically predisposition to weakness, disease, and mental disability. While not confirmed, when writing this definition, hostility was seen across the board. With 8 out of ten Eigels becoming aggravated or angry, threatening violence, or being resistant to the interviewer. When asked about mental illness 10 out of the 10 interviewed people had at least 1 minor mental disability. Diminutive in statue, like hedgehogs it is safe to assume that the recipients of this name are usually depreciated in *many ways.*

*After cooperation the first interviewed Eigel was given a gift, subject 1 did not like his gift.

*sent to interviewer via SMS text shortly after interaction*
Eigel1:
that was really fucking low *****
really
really fucking low
to insult my persoanlaity
you know that so many fucking people have said that i have "anger issues"
what the fuck is wrong with you *****
thanks for making me
really fucking insecure

about something ive done my fucking best to mediate
do you want me to figure out the gift or not bitch
if you want the gift back ill fucking return it!
*note, Eigels 9 through 10 were not gifted as a result of this interaction.

Eigel by Michelthegreatest December 7, 2023

Edgelord Personality Disorder 

A Cluster D personality disorder, stated in the DSM-5 as 'a Personality Disorder defined by bouts of attention seeking behavior, including attempts to be edgyand ostentatious-- Due to low self esteem.

Diagnostic criteria:
A) Individual must display pretentious behavior for at least a week or more.
B) They must possess inhumanly low self-esteem.
C) They incessantly spout phrases in an attempt to offend, shock, or appear 'cool' to others.
D) They claim to have antisocial attributes, yet they still confuse the terms antisocial with asocial.
E) They claim knowledge of psychology, when they get all their info from fictional television or Quora.
F) Blasts deathcore public areas, in an attempt for attention.
G) Makes claims that they 'understand slam lyrics'.
H) Claims of a terrible childhood, yet scores a flat '0 ACEs' on the 'ACE study ' test.
I) Claims that they are a master manipulator, when in doing so, does the exact opposite.
J) Obsessed with firearms.
K) Claims an absurdly high IQ, (and refers to it as 'Intelligence Quotient').
L) Despite their 'extreme perception', they seem unable to depict how others are really reacting to them.
M) Adopts a plethora of facts to sound intelligent, sometimes using their 'elaborate parlance' instead of speaking like a normal person in an attempt to impress.

These must be present in subject since age 9 and still be present by age 16+ in order to be diagnosed.

'Did you see Carl's posts on 4chan about how he is the ultimate sociopath, with his whole 'I don't feel a thing' rant?'
'Do you think he might have Antisocial PD?'
'Pfffft. More like EPD, or 'Edgelord Personality Disorder'

Edgelord Personality Disorder by d0uble0ught June 1, 2019

Eigenpun 

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realize until later, then it's an eigenpun.

(To a skinny guy):

Hey, you look pretty fine today... Oh snap! That was a total eigenpun!

Eigenpun by satirical.cynicist November 23, 2009

Eigenpun 

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realise until after you say it.

My girlfriend was sick, so I said to her 'you're pretty hot' (referring to her temperature). It was only afterwards that I realised that what I said could be interpreted as referring to her physical beauty! What a great eigenpun...

Eigenpun by soniastar346 November 22, 2009

Eigenpun 

An eigenpun or eigen pun is a pun which is unintentional.

To someone short
"Sorry I didn't mean to overlook you... Oh wait, that was a pun! Wow, I just made an eigenpun!"

Eigenpun by Batman_Ravi December 15, 2008

edgelord 

A poster on an Internet forum, (particularly 4chan) who expresses opinions which are either strongly nihilistic, ("life has no meaning," or Tyler Durden's special snowflake speech from the film Fight Club being probably the two main examples) or contain references to Hitler, Nazism, fascism, or other taboo topics which are deliberately intended to shock or offend readers.

The term "edgelord," is a noun, which came from the previous adjective, "edgy," which described the above behaviour.

Nietzsche was an edgelord before it was cool.

edgelord by petrus4 February 19, 2015

eigengrau

"Dark light " or " brain gray" ; the color seen by the eye in perfect darkness.

At night when the lights are all off, the color you see when your eyes are open is Eigengrau.

eigengrau by Antier March 24, 2016