Eigen 

Your first name makes you independent, resourceful, practical, and patient. You could be inventive along scientific or technical lines; although you are not naturally spontaneous in musical or artistic expression, you can develop technical proficiency along these lines. You are fussy about details and seek perfection in whatever you undertake. Being somewhat wilful and skeptical, you learn best through your own experiences and seek proof though facts. You work best alone, making your own decisions, and learning from your own experiences, and despite your loyalty to friends, your communication at times is stilted, too candid, and frank.

"Hey, did you do the homework last night?"

"No, but I bet Eigen did."

"Eigen, can I see your homework?"

"No. It's your responsibility to accomplish your assignments in a timely and efficient manner."

"So I'm guessing that's a no?"

Eigen by anonymous.tortoise March 27, 2017

Eigen 

What to call someone if they're being a dumbass

Person 1: "Yo, bro, you're an Eigen"
Person 2: "Fuck you bro"

Eigen by KirbKirb January 21, 2025

Eugene Backpack 

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.

"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."

Eugene Backpack by innocentEugenewithbackpack May 27, 2016

Code Eugene 

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.

Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*

Code Eugene by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016

Code Eugene 

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.

Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack

Code Eugene by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016

Edgenuity 

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

Edgenuity by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

Edgenuity 

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020