Eibar man 

A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)

1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"

2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.

3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.

Eibar man by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021

Eibar-Man 

A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.

I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.

Eibar-Man by KPOOR September 6, 2020

Eibarman 

A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.

Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.

Eibarman by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 5, 2020

Eibarman 

Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.

Eibarman loves scoring goals agains Eibar.

Eibarman by Leoromessi September 6, 2020

eibarman 

A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics

Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman

eibarman by Barca_official September 6, 2020

Eibarman 

A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the world Barcelona. Clearly overrated.

Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!

Eibarman by FuckingIdiot69 September 18, 2020

Eibarman 

Eibarman is a professional footballer from Argentina Who's beat know for stat padding by Scoring against mighty teams like Eibar and alaves.

Barcelona conceded 8 goals against Bayern Munich because Eibarman was injured. His fans 8-2 remember it.

Eibarman by Byaga September 6, 2020