A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
by Barca_official September 06, 2020
A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 05, 2020
Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
by Leoromessi September 06, 2020
A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the world Barcelona. Clearly overrated.
Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!
by FuckingIdiot69 September 18, 2020
Eibarman is a professional footballer from Argentina Who's beat know for stat padding by Scoring against mighty teams like Eibar and alaves.
Barcelona conceded 8 goals against Bayern Munich because Eibarman was injured. His fans 8-2 remember it.
by Byaga September 06, 2020
A goblin from Argentina who shows up to Spain whenever there is an Eibar match. He scores six goals and then vanishes til the next Eibar match.
Eibarman scares me in my dreams
by SIr Dacier October 04, 2021
The old legend of Eibarman, an infamous penalty merchant who scores 5 penalties or tap-ins against the huge football club of Eibar and awaits the next game against Eibar to do it again.
by Notmezot1233 February 18, 2025