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Eibar-Man 

A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.
I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.
Eibar-Man by KPOOR September 6, 2020
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Eibar man 

A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)
1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"

2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.

3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
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Eibarman 

A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
Eibarman by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 5, 2020

Eibarman 

Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
Eibarman loves scoring goals agains Eibar.
Eibarman by Leoromessi September 6, 2020

eibarman 

A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
eibarman by Barca_official September 6, 2020

Eibarman 

A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the world Barcelona. Clearly overrated.
Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!
Eibarman by FuckingIdiot69 September 18, 2020

Eibarman 

Eibarman is a professional footballer from Argentina Who's beat know for stat padding by Scoring against mighty teams like Eibar and alaves.
Barcelona conceded 8 goals against Bayern Munich because Eibarman was injured. His fans 8-2 remember it.
Eibarman by Byaga September 6, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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