A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.
by KPOOR September 06, 2020
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by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 05, 2020
A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
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by Barca_official September 06, 2020
The GOAT Eibarman. A worldclass player who scores lots of goals and assists against strong clubs the almighty Eibar
A : Did you see Messi scores 4 goals yesterday againts Eibar? That was insane man!
B : Yeah amazing, truly Eibarman
B : Yeah amazing, truly Eibarman
by Kayu Berkarat August 06, 2020
Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
by Leoromessi September 06, 2020
A professional soccer player from Argentina who is widely recognized for domestic triumphs and statpadding of goals against Eibar FC. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hands, get eliminated and cries. Returns back to Spain and gets angry with Eibar.
by KPOOR September 06, 2020
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