Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Eibar man
A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)
1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"
2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.
3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.
3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
Eibar man by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021
Related Words
Eibarman • eibar • Ghost of Eibar • Lord of Eibar • Einar • embar • eiba • eilar • eimar • Einar Incel
Eibarman
A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
Eibarman by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 5, 2020
Eibarman
Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
Eibarman by Leoromessi September 6, 2020
eibarman
A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
Eibarman never ceases to destroy Eibar
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
Scoring tons of goals against mighty Eibar is the work of the one and only Eibarman
eibarman by Barca_official September 6, 2020
Eibarman
A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the world Barcelona. Clearly overrated.
Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!
Eibarman by FuckingIdiot69 September 18, 2020
Eibarman
Eibarman is a professional footballer from Argentina Who's beat know for stat padding by Scoring against mighty teams like Eibar and alaves.
Barcelona conceded 8 goals against Bayern Munich because Eibarman was injured. His fans 8-2 remember it.
More from Urban Dictionary
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026