Ehxcel 

signifies progress, honesty and lively, the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!

See also essien

Ehxcel my Colleague

Ehxcel by Jon English February 18, 2020

Chef Excellence 

A chef who often rates his Stay Fresh Bags excellent.

Chef Excellence rates this example 'An excellent example.'

Chef Excellence by smashdude64 November 18, 2012

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

excelitis by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Microsoft Excel 

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.

We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.

Microsoft Excel by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

Excelgasm 

When such satisfaction while using Microsoft Excel results in an orgasm, plain and simple.

Sean: Oh my Lord... look at that graph.
Ethan: Dude, you just had an Excelgasm.

Excelgasm by David Hochmann February 17, 2010

Excelling

It is the art of watching an excel file while it watches you back, while you are being incredibly unproductive.

I was working on our company's analysis and was excelling at that for many hours!

Excelling by malnic May 13, 2021