excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

excelitis by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

excusitis 

Derived from the word "Excuse".It is tendency/Disease/Regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.In simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults

person 1:-Your calculation seems wrong
person 2:-i guess the calculator isnt working right

person1:-your handwriting is ridiculous
person2:-i think the pencil isnt dark enough
person1:-dude,you are EXCUSITIS

excusitis by anotherJustanotherguy October 15, 2009

Excelicious

When someone or something excels at being more delicious than anything else.

That Russian is so excelicious I'm gonna go on a hunger strike!

Excelicious by CaptainKeyes46 May 1, 2011

escalitis 

Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.

The female in this conversation has escalitis:

Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?

Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!

escalitis by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010

excitision

Cant wait for something to happen

She has a lot of excitision for her birthday

excitision by Nuggetas October 3, 2021

exceltastic 

An adjective used to describe something extremely good, combining the words "excellent" and "fantastic".
Created in an attempt to find a word to describe a person.

Webby is an exceltastic person

exceltastic by Andrew "Webby" Webster January 30, 2005

exceltastic 

A measure of bacony goodness, right between "splendiferous" and "fantabulastic". Usually used to describe stuff or things.

That Webby sure is exceltastic.

exceltastic by caru January 30, 2005