A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.
User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
by Aquaxander January 13, 2008
Get the excelitis mug.Derived from the word "Excuse".It is tendency/Disease/Regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.In simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults
person 1:-Your calculation seems wrong
person 2:-i guess the calculator isnt working right
person1:-your handwriting is ridiculous
person2:-i think the pencil isnt dark enough
person1:-dude,you are EXCUSITIS
person 2:-i guess the calculator isnt working right
person1:-your handwriting is ridiculous
person2:-i think the pencil isnt dark enough
person1:-dude,you are EXCUSITIS
by anotherJustanotherguy October 15, 2009
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by CaptainKeyes46 May 1, 2011
Get the Excelicious mug.Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
The female in this conversation has escalitis:
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010
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Get the excitision mug.An adjective used to describe something extremely good, combining the words "excellent" and "fantastic".
Created in an attempt to find a word to describe a person.
Created in an attempt to find a word to describe a person.
by Andrew "Webby" Webster January 30, 2005
Get the exceltastic mug.A measure of bacony goodness, right between "splendiferous" and "fantabulastic". Usually used to describe stuff or things.
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