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Usually a very horny old man disguised as a 22 year old Italian. Says he's a good boy probably five times a day, but talks about lew things all the other hundred times he opens his mouth. It's best to avoid an Egemon and always keep 800km between you and them for maximum safety.
A: "Oh my God, that's so... How can someone say something disgusting as that?"
B: "What do you expect honestly, they're an Egemon."
Egemon by Anegemonvictim July 13, 2020
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Elemon is short for Elemental Monsters. It is part of an animated series called Elemon Adventures. They are creatures from another world. Some are adorable and others are terrifying.

Not to be confused with the Elemelons, which is a watermelon, firemelon, earthmelon, and airmelon.
Elemon have elements.
Run from the Elemon chasing you or you will be dead.
Look, it's a cute Elemon in the forest.
Elemon by Sapphire Safari Studios September 30, 2022
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Edgemont 

Voted "Best Town in Westchester". Phenomenal schools and expensive real estate. Although, there is not much diversity; only 9 black people are apart of the Edgemont District. Daddy's money, Volvos, Range Rover, Lululemon, aviator nation and golden goose.
Edgemont: OMG that girl is so JAPPY. She is wearing moncler , sky-star golden gooses, aviator nations and an Aritzia shirt!!
Female fronted Alternative Rock band out of Silver Spring, Maryland.
Enemony means "Energy" and "Harmony".
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en..eme...nem...ne? what? How do you say it? Oh! Enemony!

Pronounced similar to the sea Anemone but with an "Ehh" beginning.
Egemen is the most handsome and smartest guy ever. He loves his family and his girlfriend. He plays FİFA all the time, but he is very succesfull in school either. The most sexy part of him are his lips and eyes. He tells you so much things with his eyes and has the smoothest lips in the world. Egemen is someone who every girl wanted to be in love with!! He is loyal as fuck, sexy as fuck, smart as HELLLL
OMG, did you see that new boy in the class, he is FUCKİN smart!

Yeahh, he is my friend Egemen.
Egemen by dimpleseverywere November 22, 2021
Egemen is a tash
Egemen by Tashamahas November 24, 2021

edgemont 

A wealthy school district in Westchester County, NY where very educated jewish people reside. Edgemont is located 30 minutes from Manhattan and 40 minutes from the border of Connecticut. The area is known for having some of the highest taxes in the country.
edgemont scarsdale westchester jewish taxes
edgemont by manormuppet August 1, 2012
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