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He is such a bitch, his head is shaped like a egg . He dosn't care about anyone. He is SUPER dirty minded dirtier then a piece of shit. HE is nasty and very UGLY.
(Egeman being defined)
Egemen: what u doin
Me: just palying with a ball
Egemen: who's ball HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: wha-
egeman by @me^-^ March 28, 2022
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junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) 

a boy of ambiguous yet villainous nature. Originated from wherever he feels he needs to be. Often mistaken for Arabic, speaks different languages yet ancestry is likely European but lives all around the world. grimes has English origin yet some of his knowledge originated from the east but prefers to live in the west.

A middle eastern looking white man who speaks French and Spanish yet born to an australian father but moved to America, what the hell even is junior Grimes???????
Example:

Girl: are you arab?

Junior; sometimes

________

Cop; how old are you?

Junior: yes

_______

Woman; are you a billionaire?

Junior: I can be, for reality is what I desire it to be

Woman: *speechless*

Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) is enigmatic yet charming to say the least
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junior the egomaniac 

Junior the egomaniac = the forbidden one. The father of chaos and all things forbidden.

Often depicted as a blonde haired and blue eyed man his true form remains unknown yet he is well known for the religion based on him known as “juniorism” for anyone that follows him shall be known as “children of grime” or “juniortrooper”

A SoundCloud rapper and controversial Internet personality who enjoys provoking people. Since he has no regard for the rules it’s very hard to offend or deter him from his goals which are usually malevolent and intended to cause chaos. he’s also infamously a tik toker but that’s another can of worms.

Junior the egomaniac is the OFFICIAL title given to junior grimes or Darnell grimes depending on which personality your referring to. Junior is a mentally ill man child who considers himself the worlds first supervillain

Junior the egomaniac is the true calling/title of this dirty kid as are many others but he is known for his HUGE EGO so there’s that....
Person 1; yo check out this new J grimes song I’m listening to

Person 2: what? You listen to J grimes? That dudes a filthy brit

Person 1: oh yea, he’s entertaining as hell though,

Person 2; yea, maybe he should’ve been anything but a rapper

Person 1&2: *laughing*

J Grimes IS junior grimes “

OR “junior the egomaniac”

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Group of Girls: *giggling*

Teacher: what’s so funny that you gals disrupt the class?

Girl 1: It’s junior grimes, he posted another cringey video!

Girl 2: omg yes, his tik toks are total cringe!

Teacher: you know what? You might be right

Entire Class: .....

Police: OMG that’s junior the egomaniac!

Swat team: shoot on sight!

Junior Grimes is an infamous egomaniac and Tik toker

Junior The Egomaniac 

A crazy kid who unintentionally started (yet most definitely deliberately) a movement after telling his story as the rejected outcast of society after failing to achieve his dream of becoming an artist now instead he became a villain and enjoys causing chaos and exposing those viler than himself

It’s easy to see why so many look up to him, he is there face and voice of all the rebels, outcast individuals, girls and boys who are imperfect. While the fake and shallow worship celebrities, the real people can follow the forbidden one; junior grimes the egomaniac

From a psychiatric standpoint I pity is boy as something horribly traumatic must have happened in his past that made everything else weak in comparison which is why he lacks shame or even guilt. This junior grimes kid shows no signs of embarrassment and merely has fun as the ships sinking.

Junior grimes is the one all e boys and e Girls fear, and for good reason, he exposes them and tells it like it REALLY IS.

Junior the egomaniac is the Internet superstar who’s infamous (or famous in some cases) for causing a group of internet dwellers to rebel against society and discriminates equally before you call him a racist.

I believe in junior grimes, you should too
Junior The Egomaniac: water is wet so I’m fine. I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn your boyfriend into your ex.

Juniors followers: OMGG HE IS GOD!

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Junior The Egomaniac is prone to criminal versatility but that doesn’t make him evil, he’s just built different and has unknown vibes of energy searing off of his physique.

Junior the egomaniac 

The pseudonym used by Junior Grimes, the british internet kid since he’s kind of a meme at this point. Junior the egomaniac is used to signify his overinflated ego and sense of himself since Junior grimes or “J. Grimes” is quite possibly the most conceited internet persona EVER.

Junior goes by the name “Junior the egomaniac” since most people don’t know his true name or his origins, he’s quite a mystery but I guess that’s what draws people especially woman to him.

J Grimes is famous for doing his own thing, he’s a loner albeit hides it with his dark and twisted sense of humor. Junior the egomaniac also takes the name in stride since he’s the outcast and embraces himself since he was once the rejected son.......
Judge: alright 40 years

Defendant: wait! Give me a chance, what if I gave you a sick fortnite handle?

Judge: I’m listening

Defendant: Junior the egomaniac

Judge: alright death penalty it is for you then...

Defendant: you can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside
xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
"Bro you look like eggman"
"Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao."
eggman by No_one_yet_everyone July 13, 2020

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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