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Edmonton handshake
Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
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egmont • Edmonton • edmonton oilers • elmont • edmontonian • emontre • edmont • Edmonton A-Hole • Edmonton Beavers • Edmonton Bonfire
West Edmonton Mall
Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.
Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.
West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.
West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
West Edmonton Mall by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008
edmonton queen
edmonton queen by mckrintly September 29, 2008
edmonton oilers
the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year
edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004
Edmonton
Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.
May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
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