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over-elaborate wank 

An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.
Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.
over-elaborate wank by stretchsa February 17, 2013

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying
Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING
Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

elaborate 

Containing a lot of careful detail or many detailed parts;
To add more information to or explain something that you have said
They're making the most elaborate preparations for the birthday party.
She came out with such an elaborate reason that I didn't quite believe her.
elaborate by Netesh Thukral June 14, 2006

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.
"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."
Efaporation by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

ELABORATE! 

normally it would mean "add details, as to an account or idea; clarify the meaning of and discourse in a learned way, usually in writing".

however, if one demands it forcefully.. it makes you sound like a crazy old fart.
Speaker: So basically --

Geyer: ELABORATE!

Speaker: Um, what do you mean, you didn't let me finish --

Geyer: What's "IMDB"?

Speaker: Okay, you're inter --

Geyer: WHY.

*finger points with his hand cocked*

Geyer: HEHEHEHEHEHE...
ELABORATE! by rough kitty February 24, 2011