Ejaporate

When one ejaculates and is too lazy to clean it up, so they let the semen “evaporate.”

“Man I’m so horny but so tired from work I think I’m just gonna ejaporate tonight.”

by Sleepitoff September 27, 2019

Ejaporization

The act of frying rice or dropping an atomic bomb on japan. Generally results in vaporization in those directly near the detonation site. All others are just fried rice.

Them damn japs bombed out boats so we did the old ejaporization on two of their cities.

by RonaldMcdonaldTheMolestor May 21, 2019

Ejaporate

Ejaculating and letting it air dry.

After a long night of nut busting I decided I was too tired to clean it up and let it ejaporate.

by HailsWeav September 28, 2019