Ejaporate

When one ejaculates and is too lazy to clean it up, so they let the semen “evaporate.”

“Man I’m so horny but so tired from work I think I’m just gonna ejaporate tonight.”

by Sleepitoff September 27, 2019

Ejaporate

Ejaculating and letting it air dry.

After a long night of nut busting I decided I was too tired to clean it up and let it ejaporate.

by HailsWeav September 28, 2019

over-elaborate wank

An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.

Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.

by stretchsa February 17, 2013

Im evaporating

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

by BurmySap September 21, 2020

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

elaborate

Containing a lot of careful detail or many detailed parts;
To add more information to or explain something that you have said

They're making the most elaborate preparations for the birthday party.
She came out with such an elaborate reason that I didn't quite believe her.

by Netesh Thukral June 14, 2006

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.

"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."

by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014