Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.

"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."

Efaporation by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).

Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation

efaporation by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

Efaporation

When it's so hot that your cum evaporates upon leaving the body

It was so hot yesterday when I came efaporation occured

Efaporation by Imtheskatman September 26, 2019

Eraptoration 

An odd phenomenon that occurs after large snowstorms. If fish are in the proximity of melting snow, sometimes it will form together and a raptor will be born.

My yard just got a bad case of eraptoration. There are raptors everywhere now after the blizzard of 2010.

Eraptoration by Dinophilia maxima February 8, 2010

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

pen evaporation 

The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)

"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"

"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."

pen evaporation by FireHaze June 18, 2009

Devils Evaporation 

Vape or vaping

Don’t do the devils evaporation

Devils Evaporation by NotNotNotNick May 23, 2018