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To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 09, 2017
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