A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"
by Moistmonster December 31, 2014
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Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.
My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.
by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022
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