Good. Very good. So good I spent 10 unrecoverable years of my life learning how to pronounce this insaneword, just so I could express how good it is here, after then spending an additional month saying it to you.
Little moon people that harvest moon cheese. Some of these Eeklings come to Earth and appear in a catlike form. They can be seen outside on full moons chanting:
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie,
Cheesie from the Moon!
economic conditions that, if you think about them, make you want to scream, ie: our very sad current economic situation. (Different from Freakconomics, more personal)
"My house is more underwater than ever. This effing eekonomy is killing me!"
"If this eekonomy ever improves I promise to take you to Paris."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.