Shaft-airing

When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.

Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Ullah

A school teacher that enjoys touching children.

Characterised by shark looking features and a bald head.

Student 1: Who’s that man over there with the shiny head?
Student 2: I don’t know but he looks like an Ullah to me.

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Eekpong

An extremely attractive female woman.

Guy: You’re my eekpong
Girl: fuck off you weirdo

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Plicking

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Hussein Boogy

When you dance so hard that you blow up your school.

Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Don’t mind me, just doing the Hussein Boogy

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pete

A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.

Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Who’s Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019