Definitions by ChazT7

Eekpong 

An extremely attractive female woman.

Guy: You’re my eekpong
Girl: fuck off you weirdo

Eekpong by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pete 

A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.

Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Who’s Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh

Pete by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Plicking 

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*

Plicking by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Hussein Boogy 

When you dance so hard that you blow up your school.

Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Don’t mind me, just doing the Hussein Boogy

Hussein Boogy by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Ullah 

A school teacher that enjoys touching children.

Characterised by shark looking features and a bald head.

Student 1: Who’s that man over there with the shiny head?
Student 2: I don’t know but he looks like an Ullah to me.

Ullah by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Shaft-airing 

When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.

Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum

Shaft-airing by ChazT7 November 25, 2019