Edreys is a lyricist from Buffalo, New York. His songs actually tell stories and his production isn't the average, "Boom, Boom, CLAP," like many songs today. His production is musically based and all types of people can appreciate his tunes.

Edreys (pronounced E-DREASE) translates into the “one who masters the pen”.

Edreys is The Sidewalk Scholar.

"Edreys doesn't have to rap about his chains and cars, he has 'superman swag.'"

Edreys by mackrock17 April 3, 2008

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Earlysexist

When you discriminate against people for having sex way too early.

"Did you hear how Earlysexist Patricia is?" "Yeah bro, she thinks I'm below her because I fucked at 13"

Earlysexist by Supersurvivor9 February 24, 2021

earlys

People who get there early.

It was getting late and the earlys were getting ready to leave.

earlys by kerplat August 4, 2009

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earest

Bring racest to people because they have big, pointy, stickeyout or floppy fat ears.

Bobby/ why do u gave suck big ears dummy.

David/ why are u being earest to me 😢😢😢

earest by Dylan_odhuill June 5, 2016

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earesthetic

Earesthetic is to the ear as aesthetic is to the eye. When you hear a song that's so good, you need a word to describe how much your ears like it. Earesthetic.

Dude, that song really appeals to my earesthetic!

Did you hear that? That's my earesthetic.

earesthetic by ikieren November 8, 2014

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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