Eaglebear 

Intelligent as an Eagle
As big and strong as a Bear (cuddly and adorable)
He is the most amazing person in the world. They say he's the CHAD AMONG CHADS! With a name like this, you know it strikes fear into his enemy's, and drops all the ladies panties. Not only is he known for his striking looks, or magnificent BULGE, but if you get to know him well for a while, you should know that he is a "beauty but also a beast". He has a band tattoo on both his forearms that means, he is mourning over the loss of his true love. The person was everything and much more to him. He'd give the world for her. They had dreams but those dreams were cut short. He can't change the past but can better the future for many. He still sorrows over it but using that to fuel his anger to the evil that did them wrong.

He'll hear us...
(Eaglebear's footsteps approaches)
Eaglebear : HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY My N-word
*proceeds to rip out pelves*
"Guess he couldn't handle the NeUtRoN"

Eaglebear by Foxgoesphloof February 28, 2021

Eaglebian

Noun.
One of the lowest forms of life. Down there with pedos, necros, zoophiles, gays and abos. Of course eaglebian ones are even worse than normal ones. They all are thieving scum. Eaglebians inhabit the suburb called Eagleby, a suburb where no one can afford a car, and the law is
"1. If it's not nailed down, it's yours now.
2. If it's nailed down, free nails."
Needless to say, it is no place to raise a family, and the education of anyone who graduated high school there does not even compete with preschoolers anywhere else. Thankfully, most inhabitants are sloths and never will get to any other area, and cannot afford a plane trip. They will pinch any penny and are all kleptomaniacs.

Don't let that Eaglebian Goodwin grab your wallet.

Eaglebian by weaselstomper August 25, 2009

eargleberry 

Ear wax that sticks to and dangles from long ear hair.

Wow, look at that eargleberry hanging from that old dude!!

eargleberry by bkjb99 November 8, 2014

Eagleburger 

An extremely elusive and attractive blonde girl that you don't know. Usually found on Facebook.

Dude!!! Justin Humrichslut just totally saw an Eagleburger in his room!!

Eagleburger by ZootSuitRyan November 3, 2006

Eagleburgered 

When a person of high authority within an organization steals things of monetary value for an extended period of time and has a clean conscience even after they are found guilty.

Damn brother! Did you hear what Bob did? He’s been stealing cash from us for years! I though he was our friend, we’ve been Eagleburgered, agian!

Eagleburgered by Nobelone February 11, 2022

Englebert Pimpledick 

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

Englebert Pimpledick by Scritty April 15, 2010

Englebert 

The maintaining of an erection AFTER ejaculation, post coitus. As in "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you", one of the biggest song hits by the excruciatingly awesome Englebert Humperdink.

Mike & Sally just had sex, with both partners achieving orgasm. Mike climbed off Sally and they both lay there for a while, exhausted and spent. Sally noticed that Mike's penis was still at full attention. She mentioned it and Mike said-that's just my "Englebert"-it's presence tells you my true feelings for you because: "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you".

Englebert by popmafioso1 October 31, 2012