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Englebert 

The maintaining of an erection AFTER ejaculation, post coitus. As in "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you", one of the biggest song hits by the excruciatingly awesome Englebert Humperdink.
Mike & Sally just had sex, with both partners achieving orgasm. Mike climbed off Sally and they both lay there for a while, exhausted and spent. Sally noticed that Mike's penis was still at full attention. She mentioned it and Mike said-that's just my "Englebert"-it's presence tells you my true feelings for you because: "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you".
Englebert by popmafioso1 October 31, 2012
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Englebert Pimpledick 

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.
Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser
Englebert Pimpledick by Scritty April 15, 2010
A male that is chill,athletic,handsome, and is the shit.
Y'all know engelbert
Engelbert by Dnsnxndosnxndnd July 16, 2017

Englehart 

An urgent diarrhea either during or after a running race or training run.

Named after Peter Englehart, CEO of Competitor Group, organizer of the Rock and Roll Marathon series. A large number of participant in the 2011 Las Vegas Rock and Roll Marathon experienced diarrhea and other symptoms during and after the event.
I was having a good run this morning but had to stop half way and do an Englehart.
Englehart by Philip McCracken December 19, 2011

Engelbert Humperdinck 

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

Engebretson 

Someone who gets sexually aroused from performing enemas.
He left his email open and I found out that he's a real engebretson.
Engebretson by friznojay April 12, 2010

inglebert 

inglebert is a fucking nigger who steals food and crosses the border
inglebert by Koolbeans231 November 27, 2017