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Noun.
One of the lowest forms of life. Down there with pedos, necros, zoophiles, gays and abos. Of course eaglebian ones are even worse than normal ones. They all are thieving scum. Eaglebians inhabit the suburb called Eagleby, a suburb where no one can afford a car, and the law is
"1. If it's not nailed down, it's yours now.
2. If it's nailed down, free nails."
Needless to say, it is no place to raise a family, and the education of anyone who graduated high school there does not even compete with preschoolers anywhere else. Thankfully, most inhabitants are sloths and never will get to any other area, and cannot afford a plane trip. They will pinch any penny and are all kleptomaniacs.
Don't let that Eaglebian Goodwin grab your wallet.
Eaglebian by weaselstomper August 25, 2009

eagleman 

A eagle-like person, this person should have dreadlocks to mimick the feathers of an eagle, should run with their arms trailing behind them to mimick the wings while soaring, and should be a dedicated fan of Morgan Freeman.
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's EAGLEMAN
eagleman by TripD January 9, 2009

Eagleland 

Another name for the united states of America.

Usually more common among foreigners who notice our obsession with eagles.
Hey mates! I just got back from Eagleland! They got some right good burgers.
Eagleland by A dumb dog January 26, 2016

Eagleman 

A eagle-like person, this person should have dreadlocks to mimick the feathers of an eagle, should run with their arms trailing behind them to mimick the wings while soaring, and should be a dedicated fan of Morgan Freeman.
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's EAGLEMAN
Eagleman by TripD January 18, 2008

Eaglemaniac 

A condition that occurs when someone feels intense internal pressure to display patriotic images, especially bald eagles, particularly when the eagle is itself colored with stars and stripes.

Excessive use of flags as backdrops on large screens as if to send a subliminal message.
Tony:"What do you think of The Colbert Report's new design? Pretty amazing graphics."

Amy: "I don't know. Think he's getting pretty Eaglemaniacal."
Eaglemaniac by PrincetonTiger February 5, 2010

earlobian 

Next evolution of humans that have earlobes connected to their head.
He’s a earlobian and he is special.

EagleJanitor 

Man that Donkey is a EagleJanitor
EagleJanitor by F3AR1233124 November 28, 2022