bkjb99's definitions

eargleberry

Ear wax that sticks to and dangles from long ear hair.

Wow, look at that eargleberry hanging from that old dude!!

by bkjb99 November 8, 2014

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015