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Eighteen 

It is now legal to do everything you're been doing the past years anyway.

You're old enough to know better but young enough to give a shit.

You can legally drink (yay adulthood)

You're only 12 points in scrabble

567,648,000 schönes old

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eighteen?
DAMN WHERE DID THE TIME GO.
Eighteen by Leeeeeev May 22, 2024
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eighteen o'clock 

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.
At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"
eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011

eighteen years old 

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.
Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!
eighteen years old by iTwilight April 12, 2009

Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.
Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.
Eighteen Years-Good by robes March 10, 2006

Eighteen year bet 

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.
Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is
Eighteen year bet by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017

Eighteen Visions 

Amazing Metalcore/Hardcore band from the Orange County in America. They are NOT Metrosexual, if you want metrosexual look at Jockboy Beckham.

Vocals - James Hart
Lead Guitar - Keith
Guitar - Ken
Bass - Mick
Drums - Trevor

Amazing songs to check out:
Waiting For The Heavens
Vanity
Lost In A Dream
A Short Walk Down A Long Hallway
Gorgeous
OMG I've seen them twice in concert and nothing beats them!!!!!!
Eighteen Visions by stu May 2, 2005

Eighteen Visions 

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.
Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!
Eighteen Visions by Black_Spade August 11, 2008