stu's definitions

cumrag

See also: maxi

We need another cumrag now that maxi's done the rounds

by Stu March 16, 2003

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by Stu January 6, 2004

danneh

likes to go to gay bars, small pecker, enjoys things being put in him ;)

danneh

by Stu May 26, 2003

Nuffin

Slang for the word "nothing".

George is NUFFIN!

<Stu> "How bigs your package George?"
<George> "I've got NUFFIN. I am NUFFIN. Me, NUFFIN, same same."

by Stu October 15, 2003

Manc

A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs

Manc - to be safe as fuck, sound as a pound or sorted.

by stu January 6, 2004

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004