stu's definitions

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by Stu January 6, 2004

danneh

likes to go to gay bars, small pecker, enjoys things being put in him ;)

danneh

by Stu May 26, 2003

fist

to place one's fist into another's anal opening to produce pleasure.

did you see those lesbians go at it? then she fisted her @$$hole!!

by Stu March 8, 2003

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

swimming

a way to stop from drowning

My boat sunk, so i started to swim

by Stu August 22, 2003

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004