E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

by rob May 13, 2005

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties

Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"

by BigRob89 November 26, 2021

M.E.P.S

Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.

" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"

by Edward J. October 1, 2005

M.E.P.S

Multiple Eating Personality Syndrome

MG wanted tacos but then again he craved for some American chop suey.. MG has a severe case of M.E.P.S.

by MG kid July 27, 2005

e.m.p.u.m.l.s

Eat my pussy until my legs shake

Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s

by Samrii November 3, 2019