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E.M.S.P. 

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.
E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T 

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together
found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

E.M.P.A.S.M.T. 

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties
Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"
E.M.P.A.S.M.T. by BigRob89 November 26, 2021
Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.
" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"
M.E.P.S by Edward J. October 1, 2005
MG wanted tacos but then again he craved for some American chop suey.. MG has a severe case of M.E.P.S.
M.E.P.S by MG kid July 27, 2005

e.m.p.u.m.l.s 

Eat my pussy until my legs shake
Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s
e.m.p.u.m.l.s by Samrii November 3, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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