Don'tbeacuntallyourlife's definitions

E.S.P.

Someone who looks good and feels even better.

She's hot. Her skin is OMFG soft! She's E.S.P.

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 5, 2020

Em

Cool girls. Terrible taste in men. The ones I've seen Ems with are usually psycopaths. Na: always. You will usually find an Em in a City or by the sea.

There's an Em. She could do better.

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 3, 2020

J.J.

The act of stealing somebody's underwear.

"Damn. She a bit pervy. She stole her housemates undies."
"Yeah she pulled a J.J. on her!"

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 6, 2020

Currie

Something that you think is an Indian dish but is actually a person. So gorgeous you will want to eat them anyway.

"I fancy a Currie"
"Yeah sure, getting take-out"
"Na different sort"
awkward pause.

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 5, 2020

Bodular Annoctive

Level of annoyance so strong you feel it running through your body.

"Did you see her earlier on? That guy pissed her off so much she was shaking with anger."

"Yeah, Em can't really hide it when her Bodular Annoctive hits the roof."

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 6, 2020

Emsarah

Someone who does a lot of Jay-Walking. Walks in front of traffic. Crosses roads randomly without looking. Nearly gets run over 20 times a day. Their Dad is more often than not called Roger and has ingrained this behaviour from a young age.

"Don't do an Emsarah on me! Look where you're going!"

by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 7, 2020