E-dickt

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An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.

Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.

E-dickt by Billy Venture October 22, 2010

Words you can keep

E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

E dick by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

Related Words

E-dickt • E dick • whisk-e-dick • E.Coli dick • Big Dick Effect [ B.D.E. ] • Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E) • Big Dick Energy • Dickhead • e • E-Boy

E dick

You just can't get it up for the life of you..it don't matter how frickin HORNY you are, you just ain't getting that wood delivery you've been expecting on time. X obviously makes this happen, also a shitload of alchy makes this happen. It always depends on the individual too. Chemistry is a funny thing.

i got so damn drunk at that party at Kutz's house, that when i later tryed jacking it to britney spears videos all night, i fricken had a case of the E dick.

E dick by mixmaster K December 25, 2007

whisk-e-dick

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis

After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies

whisk-e-dick by Obiareus August 19, 2014

e dick

afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,

i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro

e dick by im so ur daddy July 29, 2006

E-Dick

When you get dick over the internet

Matt: I’m so sexually frustrated

Steve: Just get some E-Dick

E-Dick by MegaPrime78 February 20, 2019

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.

Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick

E-Dick by Sam1d September 11, 2020

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026