(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

E dick by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

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E dick

You just can't get it up for the life of you..it don't matter how frickin HORNY you are, you just ain't getting that wood delivery you've been expecting on time. X obviously makes this happen, also a shitload of alchy makes this happen. It always depends on the individual too. Chemistry is a funny thing.

i got so damn drunk at that party at Kutz's house, that when i later tryed jacking it to britney spears videos all night, i fricken had a case of the E dick.

E dick by mixmaster K December 25, 2007

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e dick

afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,

i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro

e dick by im so ur daddy July 29, 2006

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E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

E Dick by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

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whisk-e-dick

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis

After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies

whisk-e-dick by Obiareus August 19, 2014

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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