Edawg is a nickname for the OG Ethan. He is a man of many words and is often known for deep phrases. Such quotes include, "The best pants is no pants" and so on. Edawg is usually someone who is a
baseball enthuasist. However, the noise caused by every dinger he hits is not even close to the loudness of his
random moans. Rumour has it that Edawg's
random moans cause even the most loyal women to turn on their husbands. Edawg's biggest weakness are
Big Macs. Edawg can be manipulated to do anything if one of these are at stake. Moreover, he tends to jump off of large places without realizing the potential danger. All in all, Edawg is a great man at heart and a loyal/charming
friend. Lastly, his star sign is often Capricorn which means his favourite day is Saturday and he is destined for greatness.
Person 1: I need someone to beat up Chad but no one will
do it because he's a proffesional boxer and does Judo .
Person 2: Oh, just offer Edawg a Big Mac and Chad will be
history.
3 Weeks
Later
Person 1: Thanks, I listened to the advice man. Chad is still in intensive care in the hospital.